ohbrae:

I swear I’m not even all that attractive, but I have a good heart.

Like, I’m average as hell, but I’ll treat you well.

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

taylor swift needs to CHILL

  • me: i have a crush
  • friend: suck their dick

"Women are one another’s biggest support system. Women should be collaborating, not competing"

emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
Title: Style (Clip)
Artist: Taylor Swift
Played: 89610 times

Style (clip) - Taylor Swift

Lyrics:

you got that long hair slicked back, white t-shirt
and I got that good girl fate and a tight little skirt (a tight little skirt)
and when we go crashing down, we come back in every time
because we never go out of style, we never go out of style
take me home!


supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)